Gas is getting too expensive.

I think I am going to stop using it. Cold turkey.

Just for the record,

I hate cement figurines. Always have, always will.

I spent most of yesterday

night cleaning my kitchen. It was spotless until I dumped a bag of pretzels all over my oven just now. I really should invest in some clothes pins or something to seal bags.

I completely forgot about

Mother's Day. Actually I didn't, I just forgot to put it on here. I guess I didn't really forget, I just wasn't around a computer on Sunday.  So if it is bugging you, happy Mother's Day from Sunday.

At the coffee shop this morning

they had a question of the day; "what is your name, who is your role model and why?" I told them my name and then told them that it was too profound a question to answer that early in the morning. I felt like such a tool.

Ordering a tall coffee

is really deceiving. It's not tall, it is the shortest one they make. I wonder what I would get if I ordered a short?

A concert just isn't a concert unless

your ears are ringing the rest of the night and you have to wait forever in traffic in a parking lot.